On the subject of Mayhem, I've just noticed last year's Kenda Climb times are up on the website now - not sure when they put those up, we spent ages looking for them after the race. They had timing stations at the bottom and top of the climb for three portions of the race (mostly at night), with a prize for the fastest ascent recorded. It was right in the middle of the lap just after a particularly leg-sapping grass section. The actual climb itself was steep, mostly tarmac with bits of gravel and annoying diagonal speed bump/drainage bar things.
Anyway, here are the unicycle times they recorded:
3:04 - Jesper (who'd have guessed

)
3:21 - Me (seriously spurred on by Keith running beside me with his bottle of beer at 2am!)
4:31 - Liam
4:32 - Paul
4:47 - Steve
4:48 - Dan
4:58 - Marcus
5:57 - Joe B
6:04 - Dane
A few people apparently did it a full minute faster than Jesper (!) but our times were pretty respectable overall. Obviously some of us weren't there at the right time to get recorded.
Rob